“There was one left. It was nothing but chance. I’m so angry!”

“At my closest train station — I think I need to move.”

“This always makes me think society is on the verge of collapse.”

“I hate when this happens.”

Who does this?

“This light switch in my friend’s house”

“Was excited for the extra drawer space outside our bathroom in the new house. But I let my wife choose her side first.”

How and why do they do this?

Who designed this?

At least we know it was Elizabeth.

There are people like this in every town.

People who talk on their phones like this

Actually the worst thing ever

“My school could afford $6,000,000 worth of renovations but they can’t afford toilet paper that I can’t see through.”

“5 stars, will order again!”

“Thanks, Google Maps!”

This shower

“For 15 miles on the highway...”

“My co-worker’s laptop...I have this in the corner of my eye all day, every day and to make it worse, he has his brightness settings on the lowest they can go.”

“This soap dispenser I found in a restaurant bathroom...”

People who can’t pick up after themselves

“I dropped a Lego house I built 10 years ago down the stairs.”

When your keys conspire against you in your pocket

“I didn’t mean this when I asked him to clean inside and out.”

“The reason I woke up this morning”

“The price of 12 pieces of chalk at the supermarket vs my college bookstore”